Jesus was a Magic Mushroom (Part 4)
Jesus, like Krishna , Dionysus, and the other mushroom gods, stands with legs
together, wears a crown of thorns, and a sash on his waist while being
crucified. His legs together with arms outstretched on the cross make the same
“T” shape as the mushroom during its optimum Round Table stage. The sash worn
by Jesus is the ruffle found halfway up the stem of all amanitas, and Jesus’
thorny crown is the thorny
mushroom top. The reason Jesus is crucified and tells us
to eat his body is that the mushroom must die for us to eat it.
“The fact that the
mushrooms must be dried before consumption is another euphemism of the god
needing to die, or sacrifice himself, to save mankind through atonement
(at-one-ment) … It can be argued that if you
trace all of the gods back through time it may be possible to find the
original. This original resides in the myths of the gods themselves, as those
aspects that remain the same. ‘Take and eat, this is my body’ is the central
theme. All of the ancient god myths contain some sort of a sacramental food,
and anthropomorphically this food becomes, at some point, a personification of
the god itself.” -James
Arthur, “Mushrooms and Mankind”
Jesus dies for your sins. Sin
was originally an archery term meaning “to miss the mark.” The mushroom dies so
you may eat it, and the introspective experiences it brings washes away your
sins. You understand how you’ve “missed the mark” in life. This is the original
meaning, but the Chu rch has perverted this idea into a guilt mechanism, scaring
people with hell and trapping them to “repent” in confession booths.
While on the cross, Jesus is stabbed in the rib and his blood
comes out and is collected in the Holy Grail. This idea of a “side wounded
savior” was a common theme among pre-Christian gods. The Vatican and Templars
have promoted the idea that the Shroud of Turin, the Spear of Longinus/Destiny,
and the Holy Grail are actual artifacts, but in fact they are all occult
symbolism from ancient mushroom mythologies.
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